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It’s awesome how we’ll have those two, three days; of talking and never shutting up and laughing with each other. Then you disappear off of the face of the Earth for a month, before we have another few days to talk again.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
RHPolitics: sillygabbyx: I am all for the support... →
sillygabbyx: I am all for the support of women breastfeeding, but I mean she could at least cover herself up with a blanket or something. A baby needs to eat when it needs too, but I mean she is in public and it wouldn’t hurt anyone for her to be a little modest and have a blanket covering…
Seperation of Church and State
Because atheists just don’t get it. And apparently everything they base there arguments on religion on are what bad Christians do, not what other religions or atheist extremists do. Who? Ah? Wipes?
Three Months Now
He/she would have been three months now. See not a lot of my friends know this but I was going to be a dad. Though, I didn’t know it; I was going to be a father, the person I had been having intercourse with didn’t know either, but I had a feeling she was. I had kept telling her to see a doctor when she started feeling sick. But she didn’t listen. She continued to go out with...