October 2011
18 posts
Funny Girl Problems :p
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Damn
Gonna go get my books for college today. My buddy just learned how to put multiple photos up at once, and now I’m just gonna relax until about 6 or 7 and start packing my gear. Good day, good day.
Wow, what a Dream
So I had a dream I was one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I think either Michelangelo or Leonardo. And there was this guy building attractions, I had seen what he did to people (killed them on the ride, or the ride would kill them technically, dumping them into this small building and no one noticed) and he had seen me. I call the others and April; and they follow me there, they send me in...
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“This depression is just eating away to quickly. I need to find happiness, no...”
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